Roasted 6 months ago based on Oscar O'Beirne's long term Spotify stats.
Oscar O'Beirne, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s “what’s your favorite music?” project, but come on, even they would have the sense to narrow it down past just “hip hop” and “EDM.” You’ve got more sub-genres in your favorite list than actual personality traits—it’s like you’re held hostage by the Marketing Department of Hip Hop and can’t escape. I’m not sure if you’re a music lover or just a confused Wikipedia page in search of an identity that doesn’t come in five different colors of the same genre. Look at your top artists—Eminem must be your life coach given how many times you’ve hit ‘repeat’ on his work. It’s like the only emotional range you know comes from his verses about family drama and self-loathing. I get it, Oscar, you’re an “artist” too—shouting at the world while feeling misunderstood. But while Marshall is out here winning Grammys, you’re still stuck in your mom’s basement trying to rap about your cat’s life choices. Spoiler: it’s not going to get you a record deal, fam. And really, “Soft Pop”? It’s not so much a genre as it is a gentle reminder that you want to cry in a cafe while sipping a soy latte—no surprises there. You bounce from hardcore gangster rap to Coldplay faster than you change your opinions on pineapple pizza. It’s like a musical identity crisis; one minute you’re “Nikki Minaj is my favorite” and the next you’re asking how to book tickets for a Shawn Mendes concert. So here's a tip: embrace it. Stop pretending you’re a rap aficionado when really, you’re just one breakup away from a Taylor Swift marathon.
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