Roasted 3 months ago based on tinyrockmartiny's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s tinyrockmartiny, living life like a vibrant K-drama character who never got over their 2012 emo phase. Your musical taste reads like a travel brochure for Asia, with a pit stop in the noise department for that extra layer of confusion. "K-Pop," "K-Rock," and then it’s like you threw a dice at a random music genre generator. Folk? Really? Who even brought that to the party? I bet you play "C-Pop" when you want to feel cultured but can’t be bothered to learn the actual language. You really went from BTS to folk music like it’s some kind of emotional detox—maybe start with therapy instead? Your most played songs make me think you've been having an ongoing love affair with CORTIS, who I’m convinced is just a character on your Spotify account. I mean, shout out to "What You Want" for being your daydream anthem, but aren’t we all a little concerned here? It's like you’ve got one artist on repeat, and there’s a suspicious lack of diversity unless we’re counting all the K-variants you’ve got lined up. Do you need a playlist intervention? Because at this point, your love for CORTIS is reaching overly-attached girlfriend levels. And let’s not even start with your top artists, where it seems like you meticulously crafted a list of band names that sound like they were generated by a toddler smashing a keyboard. “BOYNEXTDOOR”? Did you just peek through a window and decide that was worthy of a spot on your profile? Honestly, tinyrockmartiny, your Spotify could use a serious glow-up. It’s like a pet rock—potentially cute, beloved by someone, but ultimately just sitting there collecting dust. Log out and try not to embarrass yourself the next time someone asks for a good playlist!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists