Roasted 10 days ago based on dalua ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, dalua ☆—what an auditory smorgasbord of chaos you’ve curated! With a favorite genres list that reads like a desperate attempt to be the human embodiment of a mid-2000s MySpace page, it seems you’ve been trolling for every angst-ridden teenager’s playlist. K-Pop, Noise Music, Emo, and whatever this "Hyperpop" monstrosity is? It’s like you stumbled into a record store, waved your arms around like a caffeinated octopus, and yelled, “I’ll take one of each!” Congratulations, you’ve achieved the musical equivalent of if a hot topic and a rave had a baby, and that baby is now having an identity crisis. Your top artists paint a heartwarming yet perplexing picture of your emotional turmoil. Stray Kids and My Chemical Romance? Classic! But then you throw in Mindless Self Indulgence like you’re trying to add a dash of irony to your melodrama. Honestly, it’s like your Spotify account is on an emotional roller coaster that you'd probably pay good money to watch. And what’s with the “Off With Her Tits” and “Fuck you Nakamura, I hate you”? Are we sure this is a music playlist and not the sequel to “Mean Girls” that no one asked for? Your most played songs give me whiplash and existential confusion all at once. “MEGAVERSE” followed immediately by “Prescription”? At this point, your playlist is like navigating a minefield of teenage angst and obscure references that make even the most dedicated emo kid scratch their heads. I'd seriously ask what you were going through, but I think we both know: it’s the insatiable need to be both cute and chaotic. Just remember, dalua ☆, with great taste in bizarre genres comes great responsibility. So maybe, just maybe, it’s time to grow up a little and expand your musical palate before your Spotify tears a hole in the space-time continuum.

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