Roasted 6 months ago based on 5HR's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, 5HR, your Spotify profile feels like a high school project on diversity gone wrong. You’ve managed to collect every single sub-genre of rap, like a Pokémon master who’s out of ideas. I half-expect you to throw in “Underwater Rap” and “Medieval K-Pop” just to confuse the rest of us. Seriously, your music taste is so scattered it looks like you spun a wheel and ended up at a bar mitzvah DJ mixing with a K-Pop idol at 2 AM! Let’s talk about your top artists. Drake and Travis Scott on repeat, huh? I get it; you’re really committed to the idea that only two dudes can carry all the emotion of a high school breakup… which is impressive considering your top played songs sound less like a playlist and more like a bizarre karaoke competition between confused artists trying to figure out who can scream the loudest. And what’s with “I LUV IT (feat. Playboi Carti)” by Camila Cabello? That track is like the musical equivalent of trying to save a four-course meal by tossing some leftover pizza on the table. And your most played songs list? Congratulations, you’ve just unlocked the “Hipster’s Guide to Who, When, and What Not to Listen To.” I’m still trying to figure out why "lost (ramzoid x hal walker)" sounds like a soundtrack for a collective existential crisis in a grocery store aisle. Seriously, “Bubble Boy” and “Risk It All”? At this point, you might as well just create a playlist called “I’m Gonna Need Therapy.” Keep up the chaos, 5HR; you’ve truly got an ear for making even the most iconic artists sound like back-up dancers in an off-off-off Broadway show!

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