Roasted 7 months ago based on Nathalie's long term Spotify stats.

Nathalie, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a hot topic store. Seriously, with more "death" in your playlist than an entire horror movie marathon, it's a miracle you aren't practicing for a role in a Scream sequel. You’ve got enough metalcore on repeat to convince any normal person that you’re one match away from turning a garage into a makeshift stage for a band that only exists in your very dark imagination. If your headphones aren't rumbling with growls and breakdowns, they're probably crying for help. Your top artists playlist looks like the guest list for a funeral where everyone just rolled in wearing black hoodies and excessively long chains. “We Butter The Bread With Butter”? Is that a band, or are you just trying to cook up some emo nostalgia while on a diet of pure angst? Honestly, you might as well rename your profile to “Nathalie's Existential Crisis,” because it’s not just the music that’s heavy — it sounds like you've buried your personality under ten feet of screaming guitars and industrial synths. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve crammed in so many existential dread anthems that I’m surprised your Spotify doesn’t come with a therapist on speed dial. “I'M A METALHEAD, BITCH!” should come with a warning: “Listen at your own risk or face becoming a walking embodiment of teenage angst.” At this point, we just want to make sure you haven’t lost touch with reality, because with song titles like "Death Shall Have No Dominion" popping up more than your haphazard life choices, I’m convinced the only thing dying is your sense of humor. So how about mixing it up with some feel-good tunes, or are you just committed to the ‘all doom, no joy’ lifestyle?

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