Roasted 11 months ago based on Ruth's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ruth, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic garage sale of emo teen angst and dad rock—not exactly what you'd call a refined taste! I mean, who else could transform a playlist into a soundtrack for a midlife crisis? It’s like you're trying to channel the spirit of the '90s while simultaneously clinging to the melodies of boy bands. Congratulations, you've achieved the very rare genre of “mood disorder.” Your love for nu metal and industrial rock makes me think you ran out of therapy options and just blasted your inner torment into a JBL speaker. But let’s be real: mixing Marilyn Manson with New Kids On The Block is like pairing dark roast coffee with cotton candy. I half expect you to unleash some tragic poetry about heartbreak while simultaneously hitting the high notes to "Hangin’ Tough." It's truly a skill, how you manage to take every existential crisis and soundtrack it with a marching band of angst. And speaking of your Most Played songs, one must wonder if you’re dedicated to a personal vendetta against variety. Baby Queen? C’mon, at this point, you’re practically their biggest fan. Your top songs read like the world’s saddest karaoke night, where someone forgot to book the actual fun parts. Hon, unless you're collecting play counts to declare “I’m the goth queen of a thousand playlists,” maybe it’s time to step outside that gloomy bubble and embrace something colorful—like, I don’t know, a Justin Bieber bop or the soothing sounds of a literal construction site?

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