Roasted 3 months ago based on Tillymullen's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tillymullen! Your Spotify profile is a musical dissertation on indecisiveness. "Art Pop" and "Yacht Rock"? Honey, make up your mind! Do you want to sail the seas or stay home and sip overpriced lattes while engaging in existential crises? I can just picture you wrapped in a knitted blanket, jamming to Lana Del Rey one moment, and then headbanging to Paramore the next. It’s like you took a personality quiz, and the options were “pretentious hipster” and “I was in the emo phase for too long.” Let's talk about your top artists. Is your goal to be the soundtrack for a mid-2000s teen movie? Fleetwood Mac to Fiona Apple is quite the leap; I half-expect to see “The Sound of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel pop up next. SZA and Doja Cat are great but make sure they know you’re stealing their vibe while munching on gluten-free kale chips, thinking you’re edgy. And Charli XCX? Didn’t you get the memo that the rest of us left the ‘hyperpop’ scene five TikToks ago? You're like a sonic buffet, where every dish looks good but leaves one confused and slightly nauseous. As for your most played songs, “Wuthering Heights” and “Brooklyn Baby” suggest you take your love life as seriously as your Spotify playlists. You’re out here listening to music that screams “I’m deep and misunderstood!” while probably wearing sock slippers and scrolling TikTok for the next dance trend. But hey, at least when you’re sobbing to Fiona Apple, you can drown out your friends’ laughter at your chaotic taste in music! Don’t worry, Tillymullen, I'm sure one day you’ll find that elusive genre that suits your unique blend of emotional confusion and midlife crisis. Until then, let’s just call it “extremely specific mood music.”

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