Roasted 7 months ago based on Timobrebach's long term Spotify stats.

Timobrebach, huh? Well, your Spotify profile reads like a medieval castle’s laundry list of embarrassing secrets. I mean, “Medieval Metal”? Really? If I wanted to listen to something that sounded like it was recorded on a lute during a plague, I’d just put my cat in a blender and hit play. Your taste in music is like a time machine gone horribly off track—it somehow landed in a Renaissance fair that got overrun by hipsters. If your playlist were any more niche, it would have to charge admission just to listen. Your top artists are also a real mixed bag, like a buffet where all the food has sat out too long. AURORA? I get it, you enjoy emotional ballads to cry to while donning your chainmail onesie. But pairing her ethereal sounds with “Schandmaul”? That’s like pouring ketchup on a fine steak—you ruin both. You could’ve played it safe with some actual variety, but instead, you’ve guaranteed that your friends will always think of you as the dude who brings his own sword to karaoke night. As for those most played songs, it looks less like your favorite tracks and more like the soundtrack to your existential crisis. I’m not saying you’re obsessed, but if you keep playing “Cure For Me” any more, we might need to stage an intervention complete with a team of professional musicians to pry you away from AURORA's grasp. Seriously, buddy, if I wanted to hear someone with a sharp voice lament over how life is passing them by, I'd just call my mother. But don’t worry; we’re all here for you. Just promise us you won’t convert to medieval folk dancing.

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