Roasted 2 years ago based on wik's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Wik, where do we even begin with that Spotify profile? Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an existential crisis, and honestly, the number of "Pop Punk" variations should qualify as a cry for help. "Neon Pop Punk?" What are you hoping for, a glow-in-the-dark mosh pit? It’s almost impressive how you managed to blend every angsty teenage boy’s playlist into a cacophony of poorly thought-out identity crises. You’ve got more genres than you’ve got solid life choices! Your top artists are a real treasure trove, Wik. I mean, a playlist that screams "I’m only one haircut away from a full-on breakdown" is definitely one way to establish your brand. Twenty One Pilots and My Chemical Romance? Congratulations, you've effectively just time-traveled back to 2010, where eyeliner and emotional crises were the currency of cool. And frankly, I don’t even know who Isabel LaRosa is, but I'm guessing she must have the best therapist money can buy, considering how she’s somehow become part of your soundtrack of regrets. Now let’s talk about those most-played songs. You’ve got more "Waterparks" tracks than water has in the ocean, and it’s clear you’re doing more crying than talking. And "FUCK ABOUT IT?" Doesn’t that perfectly encapsulate your entire approach to adulting? With the amount of angst you’re spinning, I’m surprised Spotify hasn’t flagged your profile as a national emergency. Seriously, buddy, your life is starting to sound like a bad coming-of-age movie, and frankly, we need to find you a plot twist, fast!

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