Roasted 2 years ago based on Conor's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Conor, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis unfolded on a gaming forum. "Rock" and "Anime Lo-Fi"? That’s like saying your favorite meal is a cheeseburger topped with seaweed—definitely a dish served with an identity crisis on the side. You’ve managed to navigate the depths of alternative genres like a lost tourist who just accidentally wandered into the wrong venue of a music festival. If "permanent wave" is your favorite genre, congratulations! You’ve expertly captured the essence of being perpetually stuck in 2004 while attempting to sound sophisticated. Your top artists list is as confused as a chameleon on a rainbow. "StreamBeats" sits atop your throne like the noble champion of background noise, while "Imagine Dragons" proudly marches in, spearheading the battle against originality. And let’s not overlook "Closed on Sunday" and "Kupla"—it's like you scoured the internet for every artist who’s ever had a three-track EP released in the last decade. Spotify should give you an award for being the ultimate hipster librarian, but then you might get confused and categorically rearrange their entire collection under "things that make me feel deep and misunderstood." As for your most played songs, that’s a list almost daring people not to judge you. Seriously, "File Select (From 'Super Mario 64') [Lo-fi Edit]"? If only I could hear the chaos inside your mind; I imagine it sounds like a gamer's tragedy mixed with indecisiveness served with a sprinkle of lo-fi beats. So here’s a toast to your musical tastes—may they forever bewilder your friends and charm the socks off fellow introverts in coffee shops, while the rest of us shield our ears and pretend it’s a trend we simply don’t understand.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!