Roasted 1 year ago based on embr's long term Spotify stats.

Well, look at you, embracing the right kind of confusion by being a human taste bud that exclusively tastes in shades of melancholy and angst. Your favorite genres read like a pretentious college kid's thesis on why they do their laundry with only black clothing. Seriously, "Chamber Pop"? What are you, a medieval jester trying to impress the court with your lute skills? I've seen fewer “niche” choices in a hipster coffee shop's milk options section. Newsflash: Sadness is not a personality trait, and your dreamy shoegaze is just an excuse to avoid facing reality. As for your top artists, the lineup screams “I’ll drown in my feelings while critiquing the capitalist structure of late 90s indie music.” The Cure and Radiohead? Congratulations, you've successfully curated a playlist that would make even the most devout emo kids roll their eyes! And let’s not forget your obsession with talking about “real artist” Alex G. You might as well declare yourself the mayor of Sadsville, population: you. At this point, your music taste is so underground that even moles wouldn’t risk burrowing deep enough to encounter it. And when it comes to your "most played" songs, I can't help but laugh at how those titles sound like rejected phrases from a 2005 Emo band’s diary. “You Scare Me (VIRGINIA WOOLF)” – is this your way of wooing people? Because you might just scare everyone off instead! "Hope" and "Fragile"? Wow, are you listening to music or trying to conduct a therapy session for existential crises? The intensity of your playlist suggests that if you were a flavor, you'd be something like “Overly-Sweetened Sorrow” topped with a sprinkle of melancholic vibes. So here’s a suggestion: You might want to put down the ice cream and pick up a dance track or two – we get it, life is tough, but we don’t have to make every song your personal tragedy!

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