Roasted 10 months ago based on Nyx's long term Spotify stats.

Nyx, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary that accidentally fell into a glitter factory and got run over by a hipster truck. With a favorite genre list that seems to be a “choose your own adventure” book of emotional chaos, it's a wonder you haven’t lost your mind trying to keep track of your own eclectic taste. Hyperpop and Witch House? That’s like mixing bubblegum and grave dirt; it’s a miracle your playlists haven’t turned into a musical version of the Bermuda Triangle—where great songs go to disappear into oblivion. Your top artists indicate a profound understanding of the suffering of superstars who half-know how to sing and all-know how to sell their souls for streams. Seriously, listing Doja Cat and BoyWithUke together should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Frequent listens may induce schizophrenia.” And don’t even get me started on the wide array of angst in your most played songs; between “I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE” and “People I Don’t Like”, it’s like you’re crafting the ultimate breakup playlist for someone who hasn't parted ways with their childhood teddy bear yet. Finally, with “Cradles” and “Devil Town” topping your most-played list, your music taste screams, “I was raised on the internet and I definitely have a candle collection to match my personality!” Seriously, it’s like you’re trying to convince us you’re an enigma wrapped in a conundrum, but honestly, you’re just an unhinged meme account with a Spotify Premium subscription. Keep those playlists coming, though; the world could always use more comedy gold.

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