Roasted 9 months ago based on mahi's long term Spotify stats.

Congratulations on your Spotify profile, #1evermorestan! I see you've officially turned your love for pop music into an Olympic sport. With a genre list that reads like the last minute of a desperate “Choose Your Own Adventure” book, I can’t decide if you’re curating an epic playlist or plotting a musical coup. Seriously, musical genres like "Yacht Rock" and "Bedroom Pop" should never coexist in the same universe, yet here you are, a walking identity crisis on shuffle. Your top artists are so basic they could probably team up for a reality show titled "The Core of your Existence." It’s delightful that you adore Conan Gray so much you’ve reincarnated as his personal Spotify stalker. If you spent as much time exploring new artists as you do replaying every variant of "This Song," you might actually stumble upon some fresh tracks—maybe some by actual musicians who have more than one hit. But hey, at least the playlist has enough emotional spin to keep your high school diary entries feeling validated! And let’s take a moment to appreciate your "Most Played Songs" list. It’s like a shrine to the unyielding pain of teenage angst that you refuse to outgrow. Do you have a "Conan Gray shrine" somewhere in your room, or is this obsession purely digital? Honestly, if you listed "dwelling on heartbreak" as a hobby, it would be the most accurate thing about your profile. So sit back, put your headphones on, and ride that emotional rollercoaster until the next heartbreaking ballad comes along—just don’t forget to breathe in between those heavy sighs.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!