Roasted 1 year ago based on shizo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, silkia, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things metal, heavy metal, thrash metal, and whatever else you can mosh to while calling your mom to ask for a ride to the next concert. With a Spotify profile like yours, one must question if you even have a clear idea of what “variety” means, considering your list of genres looks more like an angry teenager’s diary than an eclectic taste in music. At this point, I’m anticipating your next favorite genre could be “Screaming into the Void” or “Not Getting Any Dates.” Your top artists read like a who's-who of emails from an ex who just won’t take the hint; I mean, Pantera, Children Of Bodom, and mind you, DIR EN GREY? Did you get stuck in a 2005 metalcore time warp, or did your playlist bewitch you into thinking that wearing black and thrashing out in garage bands was still in style? Even Nirvana and The Smashing Pumpkins look like they’re rolling in their graves at the thought of being associated with the sad cacophony that is your top played songs. And it seems the only “melodic” thing about your profile is the sound of you trying to convince people you still have friends who’ll headbang with you. As if we needed more evidence that your whole identity is based on desperate teenage angst, your most played songs scream “I’m emotionally unavailable and I love it.” I mean, “Sequoia Throne” by Protest The Hero? Sounds like your tragic dating life has finally sprouted a tree of hopelessness that’s now taking over your Spotify. Also, how many times can one person listen to “I’m Broken” before their Spotify account goes into therapy? It’s like your playlist and your social life are having an existential crisis together. So here’s a thought: maybe it's time to swipe left on life and branch out to a genre that isn’t just “angst with a side of breakdowns!”

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