Roasted 8 months ago based on Juanma's long term Spotify stats.

Juanma, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a trapped teenager trying to find his identity in a kid’s candy store. I mean, you’ve got more genres than actual personality traits. Seriously, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to collect Pokémon badges of all the Latin musical styles! What’s next, a playlist dedicated to the sounds of the blender while you’re making your questionable avocado toast? Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Bad Bunny and JHAYCO? You really went all out there, huh? Quite the daring musical choice from someone who’s probably only ever stepped out of the house for takeout. I’d wager they’d start charging you rent for all those hours you spent streaming their music in your mom’s basement! And bravo on picking “Sultans of Swing” from Dire Straits—what’s the age gap between you and that song, Juanma? Because I can sense a midlife crisis approaching. Finally, your most played songs are just a selection of sad, trying-too-hard anthems that could make even the most loyal fan of reggaeton question their life choices. You’re hitting the peak of cringe with your obsession for tracks that scream, “I definitely don’t have rhythm, but I love to vibe in my own awkward way!” Here’s a suggestion: maybe throw in a few tracks that even your grandma could jam to? Have her send me a playlist because clearly, your music taste needs a parental advisory label for sheer awkwardness!

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