Roasted 3 months ago based on Chloe Ackerman's long term Spotify stats.

Chloe Ackerman, the walking contradiction of Spotify profiles. I mean, with a favorite genre list that reads like a confused high schooler's iTunes library, you must be the only person who can listen to "Alternative Metal" while simultaneously vibing to "UK Drill." If genres were a high school dance, you'd be the awkward kid trying to fit in everywhere and ending up with the punch bowl spilled on your shoes. Seriously, R&B straight into Evanescence? What’s next, country reinvented as opera? Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. Rihanna, Drake, and, of course, the ever-inspiring D-Block Europe. It’s like you put your whole music taste in a blender on the “chaos” setting and hit puree. And really, your most played songs sound like the playlist for an identity crisis. "Rehab" paired with “Going Under”? Are you trying to recover or just cementing your status as the emotional wreck of the month? I can hear your Spotify account sobbing every time you hit play. As for those Billie's dominating your stats—congratulations on being the ultimate hipster, desperately clutching to the fact that you listen to the “cool” ones while secretly jamming to “No, No, No” by Eve and wondering where it all went wrong. If Spotify had a badge for the most confounding musical choices, you'd have a trophy case full of them stacked high with self-doubt and questionable vibes. Here’s to your ever-evolving playlist, Chloe. May it eventually land on a coherent theme, or at least give you some semblance of a musical identity.

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