Roasted 2 years ago based on Yuma's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Yuma, with a Spotify profile as confused as your favorite genres. We get it, you're trying to be the musical equivalent of a buffet with a side of existential crisis. Congratulations on crafting a playlist that swings from the streets of East Coast Hip Hop to the soothing sounds of Afro Soul, like your earbuds can't decide if they want to get shot or dance at a joyous festival. I mean, how many music identities are you juggling here? Just pick an alter ego and commit to it already—this is why Spotify invented the shuffle feature, right? And don’t even get me started on that artist lineup! Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole, yeah we see you trying to dip your toes into the intellectual pool, but then you hit us with VALORANT like it’s a legitimate artist choice. Guess you just couldn't resist that sweet, sweet video game soundtrack to elevate your “thinking music” vibes, huh? And what's with MILKBLOOD? Are you aiming for the hipster throne, or were you just too lazy to find an actual band? Newsflash, bro: you can’t start a mixtape with your favorite energy drink and expect to get street cred. As for your most played songs, are you sure you’re not secretly a sad boy in a corner café sipping oat milk lattes? "l e t . g o . m y . h a n d"? Dude, just let it go; the weight of those melancholic anthems is clearly dragging you down. If I’ve learned anything from your choices, it’s that two minutes into a song, you’re either weeping or undertaking a deep rhythmical therapy session. Maybe next time, try hitting that ‘happy’ button instead of submerging yourself in all this moody content—as it stands, your Spotify could double as a soundtrack for a dumpster fire of emotions.
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