Roasted 10 months ago based on rehttom's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s talk about your Spotify profile, 111rehttom, or as I like to call it, “The Soundtrack to a Midlife Crisis That Starts in 10th Grade.” Your favorite genres read like the desperate diary entry of a teenager who thinks wearing cat ears is a personality trait. Seriously, is “K-Pop” and “Bedtime Pop” code for “please help me, I can’t find a friend”? I half expect to see “Anime Soundtracks” listed under your medical history. At this point, your profile should come with a side of ramen and a warning that excessive exposure may result in excessive eye rolls. And those top artists? More like a “Who’s Who of Who Even Cares?” I mean, beabadoobee? Sounds like an annoying cousin from down the street, and if I have to hear about your obsession with Mitski just one more time, I might throw my phone into a wall—right after I delete “TV Girl" from existence. The only thing less popular than your taste in music are your chances of getting a date. I’ve seen better playlists in a middle schooler’s iPod, and I wouldn't dare call that artistic integrity. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “Wiege (VIVINOS - ALNST Original Soundtrack Part.9)”? Is that a track or a Wi-Fi password? And your fixation with “NewJeans” is outranked only by my friends’ obsession with overpriced avocado toast. Seriously, even Spotify is giving you the side-eye at this point. If you don't spice it up soon, you might as well change your name to "Fallen from Grace" and hit up a karaoke night, where you can vividly relive the moments that led to this sonic trainwreck.

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