Roasted 2 years ago based on Poe's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Poe! The living embodiment of an indecisive playlist who thinks that tossing in "Sad Sierreno" will make you sound deep. Your love for "Conscious Hip Hop" and "Musica Mexicana" says it all: you’re trying to prove you’re woke while simultaneously needing a good cry over some mariachi vibes. Look, even your Spotify algorithm sat you down and said, “Are you okay?” Because with a top eight that sounds like a group therapy session for hip hop junkies, it’s clear you’re just one sad ballad away from writing your autobiography titled, "My Life as a Crybaby." Your top artists read like the lineup of a hip hop convention that’s tragically low on charisma. Seriously, Tyler, The Creator? More like Tyler, The Who-Asked-You! Having all these legends in one place just to hear you bop your head dispassionately is a crime against music. And let's not even get started on the fact that Joey Bada$$ plays like the soundtrack of a student who thinks they’ve unlocked the secrets to life simply by listening to “Electric Relaxation” on repeat. We get it, you once touched a record and now you’re basically a cultural connoisseur. Spoiler alert: there’s no badge for that. And can we discuss your most played songs? Because with tracks like “Una Mentirosa” creeping into your top hits, it seems the biggest lie you’ve told is claiming you can keep the tears out of your playlists. You’ve got songs here straight from the ‘I-had-an-existential-crisis’ genre, and somehow, you've convinced yourself that's a personality trait. Congratulations, Poe, you've built a musical world as confusing as an introvert at a rave. Here’s hoping your playlists evolve as distinctly as your taste—or at least find a therapist who specializes in hip hop heartbreak.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists