Roasted 2 years ago based on kc_derp's long term Spotify stats.

kc_derp, huh? Sounds like your Spotify profile was created after a wild night of pop music and questionable life choices. Your favorite genres read like the menu from a chain restaurant that specializes in mediocre comfort food—Pop, Dance Pop, and “Urban Contemporary”? Congrats, you’ve officially turned your musical tastes into a sad buffet that plenty of people casually want to avoid. I get it, you just really wanted to be recognized as the life of the party without actually knowing what a real party looks like. Let’s talk about your artists. You’ve got Ariana Grande taking center stage like it’s her own concert, while you quietly scream along to “thank u, next” hoping someone finds you relevant. Then there’s Doja Cat, who is clearly carrying the weight of your entire music library on her glittery back. Tori Kelly? Really? She's like the dietary supplement your playlist desperately needs, but you're just tossing in “expensive” like a genuine flex instead of what it really is: a cry for help. Your artist choices scream “I’m trying to be trendy but accidentally landed in a Pinterest fail.” As for your most played songs, what's going on here? “The boy is mine” should be the anthem for your 8th-grade crush, and yet here we are with you belting it out in your living room. Are we sure you’ve left your teenage years behind? The overwhelming presence of Doja Cat in your most-played list is like an overzealous roommate who won’t take a hint. With tracks like “Fuck The Girls (FTG)” popping up, it’s hard not to wonder if this is more of a “what’s wrong with me?” playlist than an actual vibe. If you were trying to escape from basic, you definitely took a wrong turn and ended up in a pop music version of an escape room—stuck in mediocrity and questioning all life decisions!

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