Roasted 10 months ago based on Elmir Selman's long term Spotify stats.

Elmir Selman, your Spotify profile looks like the love child of a midlife crisis and an '80s rave gone wrong. With a favorite genre selection that reads like a BuzzFeed quiz titled “What Weird Sound Can You Commit to for Life?” it's no wonder you can't hold a conversation that lasts longer than the duration of a TikTok. Seriously, "Drift Phonk"? You might need a map because clearly, you’ve lost your way both in music and in life. Your top artists could be auditioning for the weirdest mixtape ever created. “Bread Beatz”? Please tell me that’s a joke; even gluten wouldn’t want anything to do with that. And if you think “Kiss Me Again - Nightcore Mix” is the highlight of your playlist, then I hope you’ve made peace with being forever single because no one is fighting you for a dance in that auditory graveyard. It’s tragic, really - so many sad songs in one playlist, but none that could help fix your non-existent social life. Don’t even get me started on your song choices. “WTF 2” really suits your profile, as I can’t help but think that reflects your entire approach to music: utter confusion. You’ve combined the most eclectic genres in a way that suggests you truly believe the music should sound like it was created by shock therapy patients. Yet here you are, proudly claiming them as your favorites. You do you, Elmir, but maybe consider taking a break before you accidentally summon a vibe so chaotic that it risks pulling the entire Spotify algorithm into its black hole.

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