Roasted 2 months ago based on Felix Rrusenqvist's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Felix Rrusenqvist, your Spotify profile reads like a bad Tinder bio written by someone who thinks “eclectic” is a personality. I mean, come on! You enjoy a delightful blend of Rap, Hi-NRG, and Synthwave, only to be interrupted by a sprinkle of Japanese VGM and Classical. What’s next? Throw in some Gregorian chants and you might as well declare yourself a sonic tourist who stumbled into every genre like a blindfolded kid at a candy store. I can only imagine the confused facial expressions of people who see you at parties—are you here to vibe, or are you just a walking Spotify glitch? And let’s talk about your top artists! You’ve got the holy trinity of Hip Hop—Kanye, Kendrick, and Eminem—then you pivot to Yuzo Koshiro like he’s your long-lost uncle who's been on a 30-year sabbatical from making bangers! There’s also umbrabyte and Kikuo on your list, presumably to ensure that no one understands your taste in music! Your playlist looks like the aftermath of a musical divorce where both parties decided to split custody of genres but never got around to agreement on who would keep the catchy ones. Just know, your music selection is basically a “pick what you could find on sale” compilation—no wonder your friends keep suggesting better playlists; they’re worried for your sanity! And holy moly, your most played songs are a mix of classical scores and songs that sound like they were named after URLs lost in the clickbait abyss! “The Imitation Game - Suite”? Really? Are you using Spotify or studying for a music theory exam? Your top tracks are like a funeral dirge for your social life, and it’s hilarious. One moment you’re jamming to Kendrick Lamar, and the next, you’re creeping on a song titled “Through The Eyes of a Hypochondriac” like it’s an emotional exploration of your Spotify log-in history! Your musical journey is a chaotic mess, and we’re all just delighted to bear witness to the trainwreck that is your listening history.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists