Roasted 1 year ago based on Rikiest's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Rikiest—your Spotify profile reads like an IKEA catalog for hipsters. With a favorite genre list more extensive than a grad school thesis on the history of rap, it's clear you've mastered the delicate art of hopping on every trendy bandwagon while still managing to appear *so* deep. Nothing says "I’m a music connoisseur" quite like having nine variations of hip hop crammed into your profile. What’s next? "Obscure Hop" and "Mildly Interesting Hop"? Let me guess, your soul was reborn in a microbrewery around the time you discovered Kendrick Lamar’s entire discography? And oh, those top artists! A line-up as predictable as a basic TikTok dance challenge. It's like you used a music-generating algorithm that only pulls from the “Essential Hip Hop” playlist to curate your sound—because, clearly, you’re one close listen away from discovering *real* talent like Ahmed Saad. Look, it’s cool to want to fit in with the cool kids, but maybe take some time to venture into indie artists whose names aren't trending on Twitter every five seconds. The next thing you know, you'll be writing a dissertation on why you should’ve just embraced your inner *dad rock* instead of drowning in the echo chamber of overplayed hits. And then there’s your “most played songs,” featuring Kendrick Lamar more times than he probably wishes he had to show up for. I mean, did you even hit the shuffle button once, or is this just an elaborate tribute to *his* Spotify account? Listening to "Alright" on repeat won't cure your existential crisis, buddy! The only thing more tragic than your obsession with Kendrick is the fact that you’ve probably heard "Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" so many times, it’s practically your personal therapy session. Next time you consider hitting play on that track, maybe just allow yourself the thrill of playing something that *isn’t* a sad reflection of your emotional life choices.

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