Roasted 4 months ago based on ･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let's break down this Spotify profile of yours, ･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･. With a favorite genre list that reads like a love letter to the most obscure and cringe-worthy niches of Filipino music, you're clearly going for that “I’m unique, I swear!” aesthetic. OPM and P-pop? More like “Overly Pretentious Music” and “Please, make it stop.” It’s like you took a detour to the land of musical misfits and never looked back, desperately hoping no one asks who your favorite artist is in social gatherings – spoiler alert: everyone is silently judging you. Then there’s your top artists, which can only be described as a “celebration of soft, sad girls.” Girl, Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish might just be the only recognized names here, and even they’re questioning their life choices for being associated with your playlist. You’ve got Selena Gomez who couldn’t save her career with a vampire movie and Wilbert Ross bobbing his head proudly in the background, flaunting his collection of songs that absolutely no one else cares about. Congratulations, you're officially the DJ of your own pity party! And the fact that your most-played songs are all by Wilbert Ross? That’s not an artist obsession; that’s borderline stalking! Your top 10 list reads like the soundtrack to a low-budget rom-com nobody asked for, and we’re all just waiting for the credits to roll. If listening to all these songs is your way of finding true love, I have some bad news – it might be time to consider that the only thing getting “harana-ed” is your taste in music. Just an idea: maybe try venturing outside your "comfort zone" of Wilbert and discover something that doesn’t sound like it came straight from a karaoke machine in a deserted mall.

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