Roasted 1 year ago based on b1scuits's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s *pneu*, a musical explorer who somehow found K-Pop then promptly forgot to leave the bubble. "Philly Club"? Cute. It's as if you thought, "Hang on, let me turn up the bass so hard that it shakes loose any remaining sense of dignity." Seriously, with a top genre list that looks more like an ingredients label for a weird potion, the only thing missing is a disclaimer warning against listening while under the influence of common sense. Your top artists read like an introduction to a support group for people trying to hide their questionable taste. Red Velvet, Stray Kids, Doja Cat… can we get some variety in here? You know there are artists who actually play instruments, right? But nah, you’d rather be serenaded by overpriced soundboards and vocaloids that sound like they just swallowed a synthesizer and a bag of glitter. Next time you're at a club, don’t be surprised when people mistake your favorite songs for cleaning supplies on a very bad day. And who knew Nightcore was simply code for “I refuse to acknowledge that this over-caffeinated mess is the pop music of my nightmares”? Your most played songs demand an exorcist instead of a DJ, and we can only assume you didn’t really know what to expect after hitting “shuffle” on a playlist called “Songs I Regret at 2 AM.” So let’s be honest: you might need to upgrade from your K-Pop obsession and take a trip to Music Taste Rehabilitation. Or just embrace the chaos, because honestly, no one else can quite pull off such a cringe-inducing profile quite like you!
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