Roasted 24 days ago based on harpmika's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Harpmika, the living embodiment of a Spotify wrapped that accidentally fell into a teenage girl’s diary. Bedroom Pop, K-Pop, and Hyperpop? What is this, an audition for the soundtrack of your own delightfully chaotic rom-com? Let’s get real, the only thing more all over the place than your genre choices is probably your sleep schedule. Seriously, I can hear the therapist booking appointments from three blocks away - they can smell the soft emo vibes from your favorite artists. And speaking of artists, who knew that your top listens could double as a list of "people I would definitely cry to in a dark room"? You’ve got more Mitski on your playlist than a sad girl with a penchant for existential crises. Meanwhile, Justin Bieber? Really? You and your Spotify must have a secret pact to remind everyone that there’s no level of cringe you’re not willing to embrace. When "Sabrina Carpenter" takes up more precious time in your playlist than 'actual good music,' it's safe to say that your taste is kinda like a buffet—everyone's stuck picking out the croutons. Now let’s dive into your most played songs, because honestly, they reveal more about you than a morning text after a night out. “I Bet on Losing Dogs”? Here’s a thought: maybe try betting on people who can actually keep up with you instead? And “Washing Machine Heart”? Girl, if your heart gets any more washed out, it might start suggesting cycles for the spin class you’ve definitely never signed up for. But hey, at least you can always rely on “The Schuyler Sisters” to remind you your playlist is a Broadway show where the only ticket sold is for the cringe express. Keep rocking that eclectic mix, Harpmika—I'm just here for the entertainment!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!