Roasted 2 months ago based on Annabeth Chase's long term Spotify stats.
Annabeth Chase, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school musical no one asked for. Seriously, how many times can one person listen to "Lie Lie Lie" without starting to believe it? With a lineup like this, it's hard to tell if we’re looking at your favorite tracks or the sad diary entries of someone deeply in denial about their taste in music. Between "Egyptian Pop" and "Dark R&B," it seems like you’re trying to be a world music ambassador while simultaneously wrestling with an identity crisis. You've managed to assemble the most questionable top artists list this side of the internet. Alec Benjamin and Joshua Bassett, huh? That’s the kind of combo that suggests you've been slowly drowning in your own feels while pretending you're in a coming-of-age film that never made it past the pitch meeting. And don’t even get me started on BoyWithUke – nothing says “I’m feeling a bit edgy” like a guy playing a ukulele and crying over his ex on TikTok. If your music taste was a person, they’d be that friend who never knows when to leave the party but always manages to bring bad vibes along for the ride. Your most played songs feature not one, not two, but three tracks from Joshua Bassett, which is basically a musical version of being stuck in a hamster wheel of mediocrity. It’s time to step out of this emotional echo chamber! I mean, "Shameless" by Camila Cabello? If that’s who you’re vibing to, I suggest you take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if you’re the main character or just a really confused extra in someone else's story. Just know that every time you hit play on "Riptide," a music critic loses their will to live. But hey, at least you’ve got “Noise Music” in there, which is clearly what your ears are screaming every time you hit shuffle!
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