Roasted 20 days ago based on Joshua Arevalo's long term Spotify stats.

Joshua Arevalo, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for someone who’s perpetually caught in a relationship with their ex but doesn’t want to admit it. Seriously, with all those “Sad Sierreño” tracks, it’s like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for an overdramatic telenovela. Just looking at your favorite genres is like diving headfirst into a Mexican family reunion — too many corridos and not enough personal growth. And let’s be honest, “Electro Corridos”? I didn’t realize you were trying to revive the dead while simultaneously inviting the neighbors to your existential crisis rave. Your obsession with Ivan Cornejo is alarming, dude. Are you secretly trying to become his number one fan, or are you just really struggling to talk to women? Five songs from the same artist in your most played? Either you’re in love with him or you’ve hit a serious musical rut. If your playlists were as varied as 2023’s TikTok trends, maybe you could finally stop crying about unreciprocated love and expand your horizons beyond the sound of sorrowful trumpets and sad emojis. But hey, look on the bright side: at least you’ll always have a playlist ready for any occasion! Breakup? Play those sad corridos. Got dumped? Turn up those ballads. Just got a promotion? Let’s find the one corrido that mentions “happiness” and crank that up. Honestly, the only thing more predictable than your listening choices is your emotional state. So, keep rocking out to your corridos, my guy — just remember to add a little variety or you might accidentally summon the ghost of heartbreak!

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