Roasted 9 months ago based on Avery's long term Spotify stats.

Avery, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a teenager desperately trying to fit in at a K-Pop concert while simultaneously attending a "how to be introspective" workshop. Soft pop and noise music? That's like ordering a latte with a side of chaos, and honestly, I'm not sure if you’re trying to soothe your soul or just gradually drive everyone around you mad. With a list of favorite artists that rivals a middle school crush list, it’s clear you're in a committed relationship with mediocrity. And then there’s your most played songs—five of which somehow involve Stray Kids, which I can only assume is because you thought binging one band’s discography would make you well-rounded. Newsflash: being obsessed with the same five guys won’t get you the golden ticket to the boy band Hall of Fame, especially when your top song is titled “What You Want” by CORTIS. Are you looking for self-awareness or just more evidence that you have too much free time? Either way, it’s time to leave the dark side of the playlist and venture into the light; your Spotify stats would appreciate the break. Listen, I appreciate your dedication to artists like Alex Warren and Benson Boone, but how does it feel knowing you’re one catchy TikTok viral video away from a full-blown identity crisis? Your profile screams, "I like what everyone else is liking, but please, don’t take my noise music away!" You’re one foot in a bubble bath, and the other firmly planted in a high school locker room with a post-it note that reads, “Someday, I’ll be eclectic!” Either embrace the chaos or get a cat; at least there, you can project your emotional turmoil onto a poor, unsuspecting feline.

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