Roasted 2 years ago based on Matthew's long term Spotify stats.

Matthew, your Spotify profile reads like a high school emo kid's diary went through a midlife crisis. Seriously, the only thing more predictable than your playlist is the fact that you probably wear a black hoodie regardless of the season. "Alternative Metal?" More like "Alternative to Good Taste." With all those “-core” genres, I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to just say “screaming” and “regrettable life choices.” Your top artists? It's like a who’s who of ‘I peaked in high school’ rock bands. Five Finger Death Punch and Skillet? I bet you think that makes you rebel against the mainstream when really, you're just a cardboard cutout of the edgy kid from every bad 90s sitcom. And let's be honest, "All Elite Wrestling" as an artist? Are we sure you're not just in it for the eye candy or the absurd drama? No one’s ever looked at a wrestling match and thought, “Wow, this really encapsulates my musical journey.” As for those songs, Matthew, I hope they come with a therapist's number, because that playlist screams "I need help but I'd rather scream about it." "Already Over" encapsulates your entire Spotify experience - you keep telling yourself you’re into “deep music," but we all know you just want something to nod your head to while contemplating your life choices in the driver’s seat of your mom’s minivan. Your music taste is so drenched in angst that if it were a perfume, it would be called “Despair meets Door Slam.” Congratulations, you’ve effectively turned your musical exploration into a self-therapy session that even Dr. Phil would find cringe-worthy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!