Roasted 8 months ago based on Delpha's long term Spotify stats.

Delpha, huh? With a Spotify profile like yours, it's clear that sleepovers at your house were filled with endless rounds of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a toddler’s daily routine, and I'm surprised you aren't still rocking out in a crib. When you say "Lullaby," I think you mean the theme song for your adult life, where every evening is a cozy blanket fort and every dance party ends at 8 PM sharp. Your top artists could double as a guest list for the world's sleepiest cocktail party. "La Reine des chansons pour enfants et bébés"? If your Spotify were a playground, that artist's bouncy castle would be the highlight. Then there's Bob Marley, who probably weeps every time you play "Could You Be Loved" while also jamming to "Head Shoulders Knees & Toes"—such a musical identity crisis might be categorized as a cry for help… or possibly a nap. And let’s talk track choices. "APT." by ROSÉ? Really? Sounds like the theme song for when your Netflix decides it’s time to recommend family-friendly content. Your music taste is like a buffet at a kid's birthday party—colorful, messy, and filled with way too much sugar. Honestly, the only thing more confusing than your playlist is figuring out why you haven’t been invited to a grown-up party yet. But hey, keep droppin' those kids' bangers; we all need a little "Incy Wincy Spider" break now and then!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!