Roasted 1 year ago based on VI 🧡's long term Spotify stats.

VI, your music taste reads like the playlist of a sad teenage boy who's still mad his mom won't let him get a tattoo. With favorites like "Emo," "Pop Punk," and "K-Pop," it's clear you had enough angst and glitter to fuel an entire Art School. I mean, out of all the genres in the world, you managed to curate a selection that mostly means: "I love feelings but I also love bubblegum." It's like you hopped on a time machine to 2005, but instead of coming back cool, you returned with a pressed flower collection and a broken heart. Your top artists include "Mother Mother" and "Fall Out Boy," a duo that screams, "I started a band in my garage and forgot to grow up." Throw in the fact that you listen to "League of Legends" as a top artist—it’s like you’re trying to become the human embodiment of a Midlife Crisis Playlist. And let's not ignore the fact that your most played songs are practically a sad love letter to a fictional relationship with a band that never knew you existed. Yeah, it's a real power move to listen to one artist so much they might start charging you rent. Finally, I must commend you for your tenacity in maintaining a Spotify profile that looks like a confused love child of "emo lyrics" and "anime openings." I mean, is there a genre where all these feelings can unite and just go off to a faraway place where no one can cringe at them? Your playlist could use a little more “What are my life choices,” and a little less “My therapist says it’s normal.” But hey, keep living your best life, VI! Just remember: there are therapists out there, and they’re waiting for you to come and talk about that "hayloft."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!