Roasted 3 months ago based on Tribute's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tribute, where do we begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a poorly curated middle school music project. “Rap” and “Hip Hop” as separate genres? Come on, buddy, we get it—you love beats so much you can’t even keep them straight! With more sub-genres listed than actual diversification in your listening habits, I half-expect to see “Vaporwave Rap” and “Karaoke Rap” next! Spare us the tedious dissertation on the differences between West Coast and East Coast hip hop; it’s like choosing between getting slapped or punched in the stomach. And let’s talk about your top artists. You know, “Top Artist: Playboi Carti” followed by “More Playboi Carti” looks less like a diverse taste and more like a cry for help. I bet you’d believe the world would end if Playboi released an album with less than 40 versions of the same song. Let’s not get started on your love for “Justin Bieber“—oh, wait, I forgot: you’re into “Latin” music too! I guess you figured some salsa would make the overall vibe more sophisticated. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Your musical taste is as predictable as a rom-com plot twist. Finally, your most played songs list looks like a Playboi Carti fan page coughed up sick beats after a bender. I’ve never seen a list that screams, “I peaked in my teenage years,” harder than this one. Throw in “Strong” and “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” by Kanye, and it’s like you’re trying to convince everyone you have depth while surfing on a single wave of repetitive hooks. But don’t worry, Tribute; there’s a whole world of music out there. Step out of your bubble once in a while—maybe even listen to something made after 2018. Who knows? You might discover an entirely new dimension to your taste that doesn’t involve “EVIL J0RDAN.”

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