Roasted 8 months ago based on Emily's long term Spotify stats.

Emily, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of K-Pop and fierce worshipper of noise that sounds like a blender fighting a lawnmower, your Spotify profile is like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. Your love for more K-related genres than the average South Korean traffic sign is impressive, yet it raises the question: are you trying to build a perfect playlist or just trying to annoy deaf people? With your eclectic mix of "Noise Music" and "Post-Grunge," I can see how your headphones are probably less of an accessory and more like a life support system—one that you desperately need to avoid your own taste. Your top artists read like a K-Pop bingo card designed for people who don’t know how to use Google. Clearly, you're throwing darts at the Korean music scene and hoping one of them sticks. Let's not ignore “White Noise Radiance”—that's an artist or a no-show concert? Because I’m sure if I listen closely enough, I’d hear the sound of a thousand hipsters rolling their eyes. Seriously, if your life depends on those harmony-challenged tunes, then good luck at parties; people might just unplug the speakers out of pity. And then we have your most played songs! “Birthday” by TEN and "Seven" by Jung Kook—because nothing screams musical sophistication like a grown adult vibing to something that sounds like a children's party soundtrack. If "Overdose" by Overdose was a metaphor for your music taste, we’d have to call it self-inflicted. With tracks like “0X1=LOVESONG (I Know I Love You),” it seems like your heart is in a constant identity crisis, which, I guess, matches your Spotify. Quite the playlist, Emily! Here’s to dancing like no one is watching but secretly wishing they were—just to see the mess you’ve made of the dance floor.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!