Roasted 10 months ago based on kts's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, kts, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated for a mid-life crisis in a goth teenager. With a taste that swings from the depths of "Horrorcore" to the euphoric heights of "Christian Hip Hop," you're basically one existential crisis away from accidentally summoning a demon during Sunday service. Let’s be real: if your music taste was a person, it would be that brooding high schooler who writes poetry in the corner and claims they understand the universe better than anyone else. And just when we thought it couldn't get weirder, we see you're jamming out to “I Hate Myself Because” and “Одинокий каннибал” like they’re the soundtracks to healthy self-reflection. Your top songs have more mood swings than a soap opera character—one moment you're diving into “Chippin' In” with Samurai (because who doesn’t want to feel like a digital ninja?), and the next, you’re practically crying into your Hot Topic merchandise over the fact that emotions exist at all. Honestly, if you're not staring at the wall contemplating life after finishing a listening session, are you even doing it right? Let's address your top artists, kts—who even are these people? “Warlord Colossus”? Sounds like a budget video game villain that the rapper could only afford for their promo tour. And “Гости Гаррисона”? With that kind of lineup, I’m surprised you’re still allowed to leave your room. You know you can listen to something upbeat once in a while, right? I mean, they say music is the soundtrack of our lives, so what does that say about yours? It looks like you're just one sad song away from becoming the hit single for a tragic teen drama. Good luck with that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!