Roasted 3 months ago based on arcade's long term Spotify stats.

Arcade, you claim to be a connoisseur of music, but your Spotify profile reads like a high school student's panic playlist for an existential crisis. Seriously, how many sad rapper types can you cram into one profile? Your genres alone look like the lineup for a music festival that only exists in the minds of angsty teens. "Witch House" and "Horrorcore" together? I get it, you aim for vibes both spooky and sappy, but it’s just a chaotic mess that screams, “please validate my pain!” Let’s talk favorite artists. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar rubbing shoulders with XXXTENTACION, and then there's “Fried By Fluoride” like he’s the cherry on this tragic sundae. Are you trying to create the soundtrack to an indie film about a guy trying to find joy in his life while eating process cheese? “Mac DeMarco” and “Witch House” in the same breath? That’s like putting pineapple on a pizza that’s on fire – it sounds intriguing until you realize it’s just a disaster waiting to happen. And don’t even get me started on your top songs. "Сладкие ириски" – it’s sweet irony that one of your most played songs comes from a band called "Endlessly." If only your taste could reflect endless happiness instead of this sonic representation of teenage angst. "Sleep In" by "Fried By Fluoride"? You must be perpetually sleep-deprived listening to that dreck. Your playlist is like an emotional rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Honestly, if you played this in a therapy session, your therapist might just set fire to their degree and suggest you take up knitting instead.

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