Roasted 1 year ago based on TOMATOES ARE FRUITS's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s talk about your Spotify profile, "TOMATOES ARE FRUITS," because wow, if musical taste was a fruit salad, you’d be the mushy tomato nobody wants on their plate. First off, how did you manage to curate a lineup that screams "I cry alone at Starbucks"? With genres like "Pinoy Indie" and "Harana," your playlist is less a celebration of culture and more like a sad karaoke night where everyone’s too self-conscious to hit the high notes. You could probably do a TED Talk on how to turn heartbreak into a Spotify playlist—congrats on rejecting happiness as if it were a vegetable! And let's not forget your top artists. Seriously, "5 Seconds of Summer" and "Benson Boone"? That’s like saying your dating history consists of hot Cheetos and lukewarm water. You’re out here listening to half of the emerging artists with names so basic they'd get kicked out of an elevator pitch competition. “JVKE” sounds like a typo, and "Clinton Kane"? With a name like that, I half-expect him to start selling insurance instead of making music. And somehow, Billie Eilish slipped into your lineup like that one friend who crashes every party hoping to eat the leftover chips. Your most played songs, though? Incredible. You’ve managed to amplify the sad-girl vibe to a level that makes therapy look like a fun weekend getaway. With "Satellite" and "Take Me to Church" on repeat, are you jamming out or prepping for a funeral march? And don’t even get me started on “Forever and a Day”—at this point, you must have a PhD in wallowing. So, tomato or not, it's time to freshen up that playlist—unless you're fully committed to being everyone's go-to for “How not to feel good about life.”

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