Roasted 2 years ago based on big yinks's long term Spotify stats.
Gomez, your Spotify profile is like an international flight to Nigeria – a lot of hype, a promising destination, but somehow, you’ve ended up with only Wizkid on repeat! Can we talk about your top songs? It’s less of a playlist and more of a shrine dedicated to just one artist. Do you even listen to other music, or do you simply think “Variety” is a spice you can add to your Jollof when you’re feeling adventurous? You might as well change your name to “Wizkid’s Biggest Fan” because with those stats, it's safe to say you’ve earned the right to start a fan club. And speaking of top artists, I see you’ve peppered a few international names into your lineup – Drake, Meek Mill, Don Toliver. Honestly, those guys are getting a real kick out of the idea that someone is trying to fit them into a playlist dominated by Nigerian superstars. Your music taste is like a buffet where you only get one dish. Just a reminder: if you try anything new, it might make your taste buds so confused they'll have to file for a restraining order from boring afrobeats! But hey, credit where credit's due – at least you’re not pretending to be some underground hipster with eclectic taste. You own your love for all things Afrobeats and Pop Rap like a badge of honor! Just know that if you keep this up, you'll become the human equivalent of a one-hit wonder: great in theory, but once the novelty wears off, people will start to question if they really wanted to M-Pesa you any of their time. Keep it spicy, Gomez – at least cut down on the Wizkid and give your other artists a chance to breathe!
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