Roasted 2 years ago based on paris's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Paris, the musical equivalent of a confused GPS trying to navigate through a genre traffic jam. You’ve got 37 flavors of rap and still can’t seem to find your way out of the same old vibe. Your favorite artists read like a Tinder profile for someone who just discovered Spotify Premium yesterday. Yeat and Cochise–because nothing screams “I have a taste” quite like a couple of kids yelling over a half-baked beat. And what exactly is "Pluggnb"? Sounds like a Wi-Fi password your parents would use. But wait, let’s give a round of applause for your top songs list! You’ve got songs there that sound like titles generated by a toddler playing with a random word generator. "Colors"? More like "Boring"! How ambitious of you to mix acoustic Polyphia with a song called "WHERE YO DADDY?"—the only logical explanation is that you’re trying to impress your imaginary friends. And “Mosquito” by PinkPantheress? Really? You’re curating a Spotify profile, not applying for the world’s quirkiest bug activist award. Honestly, if anyone ever needs to hear the sound of confusion, they should just hit "shuffle" on your Spotify! A beautiful disaster, like a buffet where every meal is made by a chef with a questionable taste in music. Remember, Paris: it’s not about how many genres you can stack on your profile; it’s about whether you can jam to them without losing your sanity. But hey, at least you’re a connoisseur of chaos—keep those buds buzzing, you avant-garde weirdo!

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