Roasted 8 months ago based on eva :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Eva, you must be the only person I know who can create a playlist that sounds like the soundtrack to an existential crisis at a neon rave. With a genre list that looks like the chaos left behind after someone spilled a glitter bomb in a Hot Topic, you've truly mastered the art of confusing the hell out of anyone who dares to listen. Is Hyperpop the sound of a teenager crying in a candy store, or is it your life story on repeat? Honestly, I can’t even tell if your music taste is an avant-garde statement or just a desperate cry for help. And let's talk about those top artists. Chase Atlantic, Korn, Depeche Mode... what are you trying to prove here? That you can leap through music genres like a caffeinated kangaroo on a sugar high? Sure, the 'Nu Metal Family Reunion' is probably going to be a blast, but I can't help but wonder if your Spotify wrapped is just a long list of missed therapy sessions. "Daddy Issues" at number ten honestly feels like a cry for help; I can almost hear the echo of your sad, synthesized dreams hidden beneath the blaring guitars and hyperactive beats. And then there’s your most played songs list—a horrifying mix that's either peak goth kid or an early 2000s teen movie soundtrack. Do you have any idea how much therapy you could afford with the amount of time you’ve spent jamming to "Dumb Dick"? You went for ‘emotional’ and somehow landed back at ‘confusing train wreck.’ With that musical therapy session, it’s no wonder you have Daddy Issues! May your playlists continue to be as wildly unpredictable as your life choices, Eva.

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