Roasted 6 months ago based on 🍂𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟🍂's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Hunter, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who wishes they were in the middle of a midlife crisis, yet here we are: stuck in your high school angst shared through an array of metal sub-genres that could only be appreciated by your therapist after four sessions. Seriously, how many different types of “metal” do we really need? The only thing more confused than your genre choices is a heavy metal band trying to cover “City Of Stars.” Did you really need to cram every emo phase you had into one profile, or is this just an elaborate cry for help disguised as musical taste? Your top artists read like an identity crisis personified! You’ve got emo popcorn with Fall Out Boy, a sprinkle of $uicideboy$ for street cred, and then—surprise!—Lady Gaga sneaks in, reminding everyone that you once swayed to something a little more colorful. It’s like you’re trying to show us that you can appreciate both angst and glitter, but honey, even Lady Gaga would be confused by your Jekyll and Hyde music choices. Listen, just pick a lane; we can’t all handle the emotional whiplash from “Shame” to “10% (feat. Kali Uchis)” without a break. Your most played songs list looks like the soundtrack to a lost soul’s road trip through a haunted theme park. You know it's bad when the most unironically named track—“PROTECTION CHARM - SLOW & HARD VERSION”—has you questioning your life decisions more than the time you tried to convince yourself that Hyperpop was still cool in 2023. Newsflash, Hunter: if you have to remind yourself how cool your profile looks, it probably isn’t. But hey, keep embracing that messy musical identity; it’s a great conversation starter for the therapist you’ll need after your next emotional breakdown.

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