Roasted 10 months ago based on na♱alia's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of na♱alia, where the playlist looks like the world's saddest and most confused mixtape. Seriously, with favorites that range from sad sierreño to bedroom pop, it feels like you're trying to soundtrack a breakup while simultaneously cuddling a pillow. Did you know that diversity in music is a thing? Because your taste is less like a buffet and more like the food truck that only serves three-day-old burritos. Let's talk about those top artists. Taylor Swift, Drake, and Justin Bieber? Congratulations, na♱alia! You’ve managed to collect the holy trinity of the "I’m definitely single and scrolling through TikTok" vibe. Honestly, if your Spotify wrapped isn’t just an infographic of broken hearts and questionable life choices, I’ll eat my hat. And who is LUCKI? Are you sure you didn’t misspell ‘luckless’? Because that’s exactly how I feel scrolling through your "Most Played Songs." As for your most played songs, wow! Mariah the Scientist and “Spread Thin”? Sounds like the name of my next therapy session. That title isn’t just a song; it’s a mood, and judging by your top choices, it seems to resonate pretty well. And if “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)” isn’t an anthem for reveilling your inner sad girl while watching the rain through your window, I don’t know what is. Kudos for making existential dread sound so catchy! You keep strumming that sadness; the world needs a little more of your “trap soul” to lift us all into a collective melancholy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!