Roasted 2 months ago based on Connor_Treitinger's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Connor_Treitinger, looking at your Spotify profile is like standing in the middle of an awkward family reunion—everyone's trying to fit in, but deep down, you know it's been a while since anything exciting happened. With a top 10 filled with more “Indie” titles than a hipster coffee shop’s playlist, it’s clear you’re the kinda guy who would wear socks with sandals and argue passionately about the significance of deep cuts. Rock and Metal? Sure, but why do you have more combinations of "R&B" than actual rhythm in your life? I see you’ve declared yourself a connoisseur of both “Grunge” and “Jazz Rap.” That’s a bold choice! It’s like saying you’re ready to sky-dive while also insisting on parachuting with a broken umbrella. And don’t get me started on your obsession with Kensuke Ushio. Is he your therapist? Because the way you’ve obsessed over his songs is alarming. You do realize you could stand on a busy street corner and yell “Kensuke to the moon!” and louder sounds would still drown you out, right? Also, your most played songs list reads like the world’s most desperate playlist for expressing the existential dread of a middle schooler. "Reze" and "first glance" at the top—honestly, you’re pulling more emotional weight than a soap opera. It’s like you’re trying to recreate a soundtrack of your heartbreak while sipping on your soy milk latte. Take a hint from “Heavy Metal” and inject a little spice into your life, Connor! Otherwise, I'm scared your Spotify Wrapped might come with a side of therapy bills.

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