Roasted 4 months ago based on m's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the connoisseur of eclectic tastes who operates like a Spotify algorithm on a caffeine high! J-Pop? Reggaeton? Latin trap? Wow, you’ve really mastered the art of picking genres that make you sound like your playlist was curated during an all-nighter binge-watching international reruns of The Voice! Seriously, how many time zones can you straddle before it starts to look like you’re just panicking at the thought of committing to a single sound? It’s like you pulled the genres out of a hat, but even the hat's questioning your life choices. And can we talk about that top artist list for a second? You’re like a walking Spotify ad for all the hottest artists of 2019. Ariana Grande? Cute! Bad Bunny? Iconic! But what do you have— err, do you have any actual personal flair or are you just a huge fan of riding the coattails of Billboard’s Top 100? Your list reads like the mixtape your high school crush made you, and I’m starting to feel like I need to swipe left on your music taste before it leads me to some three-hour-long car ride, singing karaoke with an awkward silence between tracks. Spoiler alert: the only thing worse than your taste in music is your album selection! Now, I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but how many times can one person listen to “positions” before it starts sounding like a personal crush? By now, I’m convinced Ariana Grande is paying your rent. And honestly, if your most played songs list were any more predictable, it would have been delivered straight from a Spotify marketing meeting. Remember, the world doesn’t need another “I love this catchy song” account. It needs YOU to step out of the comfort zone, take bold risks like actually trying to love some obscure underground artist you don’t know how to pronounce! But hey, you do you—just know I’m here, judging your cringe-inducing playlists from a distance!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!