Roasted 13 days ago based on Andres's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Andres. Let’s break down that Spotify profile of yours like a bad beat in a reggaeton track. First off, your favorite genres sound like an unfinished grocery list for a Puerto Rican block party. "Trap Latino"? More like "Trap LAME-no." And let’s not even get started on “Chilean Mambo.” If your taste in music were a color, it would be a questionable shade of beige—constantly confused and trying to blend in but only standing out for the wrong reasons. You’ve truly managed to turn Spotify into your very own sad little fiesta of mediocrity. Now onto your top artists. Ever heard of variety, my dude? It’s like you’ve decided to support an entire fan club dedicated to the “Sounds of the One-Hit Wonder.” Yan Block is giving off serious “please stream my music so I can afford lunch” vibes, while Omar Courtz is probably looking at your selections and thinking, "Well, it’s nice to have at least one dedicated listener.” I can just see the other artists rolling their eyes when they find out you’ve played their songs like a broken record on repeat; they must think they’ve died and gone to the bottom of the Spotify barrel. Next time you’re in the mood for musical exploration, please try hitting that “Discover” button instead of just playing the Chilean version of musical chairs. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Seriously, how many times can you listen to one artist before your ears start begging for mercy? I mean, if there were a championship for the “Yan Block Enthusiast,” you'd win it hands down, but you'd also be the only contestant. Your playlists read like a desperate cry for help—“Please, someone tell me there’s more music out there that isn't just 95% of Yan Block’s discography!” At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped just said, "Congratulations! You legally qualify as Yan Block’s biggest stalker!" Time to diversify, buddy, before the only thing you’re known for is your one-track mind—and I’m not talking about music!

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