Roasted 1 year ago based on Davidemanelli's long term Spotify stats.

Davidemanelli, your Spotify profile says more about you than any therapy session could! It’s like you stormed through an “old guy trying to seem cool” sale and picked up every rock genre that still makes your dad nod in approval. Classic Rock? Check! Psychedelic Rock? Check! It's as if you threw darts at a list of genres and hoped to hit something relevant, but instead, all you got was a confusing musical identity crisis and Pink Floyd’s entire discography. Your top artists list reads like a hipster’s greatest hits from the '60s to the present, but spoiler alert: you’re still several decades behind the times. You’ve out-Pink Floyded even the most diehard fans. Let’s be real, Davidemanelli – we see your obsession! You must have some sort of cringeworthy shrine dedicated to them in your room. And what’s up with “Italian Singer-songwriter”? Did a pizza ad come on while you were setting up your playlist and you just rolled with it, thinking "oh, this will really diversify the mix"? As for those most played songs, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to choose eight tracks from the same band, yet somehow still ended up less original than a bland elevator music playlist. If your Spotify wrapped ever comes out, I fully expect "In the Flesh?" to be your personal anthem, followed closely by “Hello, my name is Davidemanelli, and I have commitment issues…with music.” And don’t even get me started on your taste for “Cosmic Girl” – that’s not going to help you with your social life, but hey, at least you can dance awkwardly to it while your friends roll their eyes!

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