Roasted 23 days ago based on Raz's long term Spotify stats.
Hey Raz, your Spotify profile looks like the world's angriest word cloud exploded in a basement full of wannabe SoundCloud rappers. Seriously, I didn't know "rage rap" and "melodic rap" were genres. They sound like therapy sessions gone very, very wrong. The fact that you listen to “Hyperpop” kind of reveals your struggle with emotional whiplash — like one minute you’re throwing chairs, and the next, you’re crying in your pillow to a synth line that sounds like a rejected ringtone from 2005. As for your top artists, I commend your dedication to niche underground talent, or as I like to call it, a treasure map of musical obscurity. You’ve got more “HXG” in your playlist than a morning DJ has dead air. And let’s talk about “Homixide Gang” — with a name like that, they shouldn’t even need to drop music; just having their fanbase is a security threat. But hey, at least you’re trying to look deep and cool while everyone else is jamming out to Drake! Real talk though, when did Travis Scott sign up to be the one sane artist on your list? Your most played songs are giving me major "I rage-quit life on the daily" vibes. “TF!” by the “Homixide Gang” really puts the nail in that coffin, buddy. If you’re not throwing a chair through a window while singing along to that, are you even living? With a list like that, I can’t tell if we should schedule you a self-care day or start passing around the Hello Kitty therapy coloring books. But hey, it’s okay! Embracing your inner chaos is sort of the thing now, right? Just don’t forget to mix in a happy tune every now and then — you know, to remind yourself that life is capable of joy between the musical violence!
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