Roasted 9 months ago based on Emil's long term Spotify stats.

Emil, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's shopping list that accidentally fell into a time machine. Seriously, "German Indie" and "Schlager"? Are you trying to lure in lost tourists or are you just hoping to monopolize the awkward ambiance of poorly decorated coffee shops? And let's not even get started on your top artists. With a line-up including Tina Turner and $OHO BANI, it's like you’re trying to curate the world’s worst fantasy draft for a music festival. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you’re trying to reinvent bad taste and convince us it’s avant-garde. I see you have a soft spot for both "Drift Phonk" and "Witch House," which just confirms that you’re either a misunderstood genius or someone who confuses Halloween with a music genre. The last time I heard the phrases "Drift" and "Witch" together, I was watching a low-budget teen horror film. You must be the only person plugging in their headphones and saying, “Yes, I want my tunes to double as an incantation!” Congratulations on simultaneously scaring and confusing everyone around you; you’ve managed to reach an entirely new level of eclecticism that simply screams “I have an identity crisis!” Your most played songs look like a Spotify playlist made during an existential crisis. With titles like "LiEBE AUF DER RÜCKBANK", I can only assume you’re moonlighting as a German-language romance novelist with questionable lyrical choices. That said, your love for Tream has us all wondering: is it love or Stockholm syndrome? You might be a walking contradiction wrapped in nostalgic beats, but let’s face it, Emil—you’re the only person I know who can turn “I listen to everything” into an awkward conversation starter at parties. Keep rocking those niche genres, my friend; you’re the reason “what’s that?” exists as a social response.

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