Roasted 1 year ago based on N3R0!!'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look at you with your Spotify profile, trying so hard to be the trendsetter of the world's most obscure underground genres. "Hyperpop"? More like "Hyper flop." Your playlist sounds like a chaotic mix of a 10-year-old’s birthday party and the soundtrack to a tech conference that went terribly wrong. Honestly, your love for Nightcore is impressive, but it’s clear you’re only listening to keep yourself chipper enough to drown out your poor life choices and those unending existential crises. It's adorable how you think you’re being edgy by jamming to French Pop and Phonk, completely missing the mark like a toddler playing darts. Meanwhile, your top artists read like a riddle designed to confuse anyone over the age of 25. 6arelyhuman? Oh, trust me, you’re at least 75% human... and the rest is just desperate attempts to stay relevant in a world that’s clearly moved on to better rhythms. Imagine Dragons in your mix? Nice try, but they’re there just to keep your “deep cuts” from spiraling into a complete identity crisis. Let’s talk about that most played list, shall we? You could make a bingo card of cringe with those titles! Why does "GOOD LOYAL THOTS" sound like a motto for an ineffective support group? We’re rooting for you, but let’s face it — if your music taste were any more niche, it would be a fossil buried six feet under. But hey, at least you’ve made a Spotify profile that people will remember… mostly for the wrong reasons! Keep on vibing like it’s 2019 and don’t worry about the rest of us who already moved on.
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