Roasted 2 years ago based on Bishh who's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's Bishh Who, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of musical confusion! With a Spotify profile bursting at the seams with more genres than a confused DJ at a wedding, it’s a wonder you don’t have a panic attack just scrolling through your library. Honestly, it’s like you blindly threw a dart at a world music map and decided, “Yup, all of that is my favorite!” I mean, "Canadian Pop" and "Manipuri Pop"? What were you thinking? Are you just trying to prove that you’re diverse or did you just really want to showcase that you have questionable taste and a death wish for cohesive playlists? And speaking of questionable taste, let's dive into your top artists. You’ve got wxngthoi sitting pretty at the top, which must be a bold power move to embrace the obscure. But don’t worry; we’re still trying to figure out if that’s an artist or some sort of Wi-Fi password! The Weeknd sneaks in like, “How did I end up in this mess?” alongside legends such as Kishore Kumar and A.R. Rahman, who must be facepalming from their abodes. I’m convinced your Spotify wrapped looks like the aftermath of a blindfolded music trivia game. As for your most played songs, it really is a masterclass in musical chaos. You’ve practically turned your playlists into a game of “Guess That Song” – who knew you could get lost in a sea of "wxngthoi"? It’s like your music taste is shouting, “I have commitment issues!” with every play. And can we take a moment to appreciate that you’ve managed to list "Mazaak" twice in your tastes? Well played, my friend—your listening habits are so uneventful that you needed an extra dose of sarcasm in your library!
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